Ask Bunny - Beagle Questions answered by a Beagle

Dear Bunny:
I'm a rabid baseball fan (oops, I mean avid) and I love to watch
Derek Jeter and the New York Yankees. Recently, I learned that
Derek is some-what afraid of dogs and does not own one. To say
the least, I am brokenhearted. What should I do?
Boomer
Boxer
Bronx, New York

Bunny Roo is SMART....VERY SMART! In fact, I think
she is the Einstein of the Beagle world. Do you or your
pet have a question you just can't get answered? Or a
problem that could use a bit of Beagle wisdom? Then
why not JUST ASK BUNNY?!?! Go ahead, read some
questions that Bunny has already answered. I'm sure
you will agree that she is a Beagle Genius! To submit a
question, email us at askbunny@bunnyroobeagle.com

Dear Bunny:
I'm in love with Fluffy, the cat next door. However, I'm afraid that my "dog friends" will look down on me if they
find out. What do I do?
Yours Truly,
Lefty
Boston Terrier
Clarksburg, Maryland

Boomer:
Baseball? You've got to be kidding! Some of my best naps have been during long, boring
baseball games. Now I know golf isn't very exciting either, but check out Tiger Woods. Tiger
loves dogs. In fact, he owns two; a Border Collie named Taz and a Labradoodle named Yogi.
Besides, wouldn't it be fun to chase balls on the golf course? Just don't eat them....very, very bad
for the old tummy.
Love,
Bunny

Lefty:
Forget your dog friends!! Have you tasted fresh cat poop? You have a gold mine on
your paws!
Good Luck.
Bunny

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Dear Bunny Roo:
I LOVE your website! It is wonderful. Would it be possible for me to get an
autographed photo of you?

Your Biggest fan,
Cricket
Labrador
San Antonio, Texas

Dear Cricket:
Of course you can. Please send an email to my pet human (or my
fur-parent as I like to call her): Kathy@bunnyroobeagle.com Make sure
you include your address and what size picture you would like. Of
course, if you try to sell my picture on ebay�I will not be happy.

Later,
Bunny Roo

Dear Bunny Roo:
Hi! My name is Kona. I am a ball fool. I love tennis balls, basketballs, footballs...
Put it this way, if it rolls, I love it! However, I tend to tear up my tennis balls quite
often. I have even destroyed Kong's Tennis toys. Is there a super tough tennis ball
(or toy) out there that will last me a long time?

Kona
Jack Russell Terrier Mix
Claremont, NC

Dear Kona:
Wow! Sounds like you destroy everything you get your paws on! Have you tried
bowling balls? Just don't catch them in mid-air. Ouch!

I assigned this question to my sister, Kylie, because she too is a destroyer of balls.
After some research, Kylie suggests Doozies. They are similar to raquet balls
except they are extra tough. For more information, check out the toy review
section. Good luck, you crazy canine!

Love,
Bunny Roo

Dear Bunny Roo,
I LOVE going for walks. I could walk for hours! The problem is, my owner (who
shall remain nameless) is lazy and only takes me for one walk a day. What do I do
to make him take me for more strolls around the neighborhood?

Paws and Kisses,
Bruce
Sacramento, CA

Dear Bruce,
I love walks too, however, I love rolling in stinky stuff I find in the woods more.
Anyway, that's besides the point. My advice is to start leaving little presents around
the house for your lazy owner. Go potty in his favorite shoes and I guarantee one of
two things will happen. One, you will get longer walks or two you will be put in
regular doggie time-outs. What do you have to lose...roll the dice, it's worth the
gamble.

Cheers,
Bunny Roo